Free-range chickens on KPM Farms
KPM Farms · Southeast Missouri

Raised Right.
Tastes Better.

Farm fresh eggs from happy free-range chickens. Golden honey from treatment-free bees. Grown slowly, the way it should be.

Meet the Farm
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Our Story

A Small Farm
with Big Heart

We're a small, family-run farm tucked into Southeast Missouri — the kind of place where the chickens have names and the bees are treated like neighbors. Our goal has always been simple: raise animals well, and good things follow.

Our honeybees are completely treatment-free. No chemicals, no shortcuts — just bees doing what bees do best, producing the purest honey we know how to make. Our chickens live free-range lives with more room to roam than most humans get on a Monday morning.

Everything we sell comes from this land, these animals, and these hands.

Honeybee on a flower at KPM Farms
Treatment-Free
Since Day One
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From Our Farm

What We Sell

Everything is produced right here — no middlemen, no mystery ingredients.

KPM Farms honey pots
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BitcheeBee Honey

Raw, treatment-free honey straight from our hives. Every jar is as pure as Missouri wildflowers can make it.

Farm fresh eggs from KPM Farms
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Farm Fresh Eggs

Free-range eggs from our flock of carefully tended chickens. The yolks are so orange it'll make you rethink eggs entirely.

Treatment-free bees at KPM Farms
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Body Balm

Handcrafted with beeswax from our own hives. Natural, simple, and genuinely good for your skin.

KPM Farms beeswax lip balm
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Lip Balm

Smooth, beeswax-based lip balm made the old-fashioned way. No weird chemicals, just the good stuff.

The Crew

Meet Our Residents

Every farm has personalities. Ours just happen to have feathers.

Ric Flair the rooster
Ric Flair
The Vocal Majority

Ric doesn't walk anywhere — he struts. He begins his vocal performances at 4:47 AM and considers himself something of a morning DJ. His signature "Woooo" has been mistaken for a car alarm by at least three neighbors.

"Woooo!" — Ric, constantly
Righteous Gemstone the rooster
Righteous Gemstone
Head of Flock Security

Gem takes his job very seriously — though his primary threat assessment target is anyone attempting to pet him. He patrols the perimeter with great authority and has never once found anything suspicious, which he considers a personal victory.

"Mostly protects the flock from us getting too close."
Sloane the hen
Sloane
Flock Overseer & Scratch Enthusiast

Sloane watches over the whole flock with calm, steady eyes — right up until someone offers a scratch, at which point she abandons her post immediately. She has no shame about this and will look you right in the eye while it happens.

"She can be bribed. She knows it. You know it."
Word Around the Farm

Don't Take Our Word for It

Happy chickens at KPM Farms

"The farm fresh eggs from KPM Farms are the best I've ever tasted. I genuinely cannot go back to store-bought. My whole family notices the difference."

— Chris
Farm Fresh Eggs
BitcheeBee honey bottles

"BitcheeBee honey from KPM Farms is absolutely delicious. It's got this depth that store honey just doesn't have. I put it on everything now — which is either a win or a problem."

— Jacqueline
BitcheeBee Honey
Get in Touch

Ready to Order
or Just Say Hello?

We're a small operation and we love hearing from local folks. Whether you're after eggs, honey, or just want to know if Ric Flair is available for events — we're here.

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Location Southeast Missouri
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Response Time We'll get back to you within a day or two — the bees keep us busy.
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Availability Eggs and honey are seasonal — ask us what's fresh right now.